If I . . .

This guy, Demetri Martin, has got it. I haven't been this into a comedian since Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington. Some of his stories make me think we lived parallel lives. Self-aware, self-deprecating nerds unite. It's amazing that this is his stand-up act now. Skillz.

A story of what happens when one mans obsessive analytical mind goes too far...