"Dear Mama" by tupac and yoopac

My mom called me back while I was at brunch yesterday.

I told her that I was eating Sunday brunch at a pretty good restaurant ... in her honor. She laughed. When she called, I was eating nutella French toast, fresh fruit, and salmon wrapped poached eggs with an apple-cider mimosa.

She told me that she had just finished working at her church’s nursery and this was why she couldn’t pick up my phonecall earlier.

I asked her why the hell was she working at the church nursery. She ignored the question and instead just said in Korean that the babies are so cute, she could just die.

After hearing that, I told her to quit immediately.

She said that if I really loved her I would grow up and start having kids. And I told her that I didn’t love her that much.

She laughed again.