April Fool's Day

Today, I didn’t even have to use my AK.

I gotta say it was a good day.
– Ice Cube

A sampling of text messages that I received yesterday:

1) Dude, that’s SO NOT FUNNY! Think about it...You almost gave me a heart attack.
2) U scared me!! So mean!
3) Idiot.
4) Liar!!
5) F u!

I was going to send it to my parents but they would have really freaked out and would not have understood the robotic voice at the end of the phone line.